ahmed

ahmed is very short and stubby, selfish, creepy, and weird.

girl #1 : have you heard from ahmed lately?

girl #2 : yes he made sm accounts to add me

by yurrjajajaj November 26, 2021

Ahmed

Ahmed is the hottest guy in the world and has beautiful eyes he has a very big penis he gets all the girls

Damn he stole my girl he must be a Ahmed

by The damn bro November 27, 2021

Ahmed

My sneaky link

oh daddy Ahmed

by faaris k November 28, 2021

Ahmed

Salve. Owned by the "India Are Shit" groupchat

Damn, that Ahmed recieved 50 lashes this morning

by WashedPessi November 29, 2021

Sami Ahmed

Well known active posh bot in Clayton always carrying a golf club he got one of the smallest woods in the world coming in at 0.6 nanometers no friend loves chocolate no bitches and still hasn't come out the closet.

boy-"i dont wANNA be like sami ahmed"
girl-"isnt that small wood sami "

by h.thebiguy February 12, 2024

ahmed

a superior figure, a nigga with multiple talents.

- ahmed

i’m ahmed

by ahmed10 February 15, 2024

ahmed

ahmed is someone who lights up your life simply by just existing. someone who loves nature and spreads lots of love and positivity. as soon as you meet him, your everyday tasks are so much more fun! his existence makes you see life from another point of view, and you start enjoying it. he's probably the funniest and smartest person you'll ever meet. your favourite thing about him are probably his ears BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! you won't believe he's real until you actually get married; indeed, he's the greatest treasure you'll find.

"Why have you been so happy recently?"
"I met my ahmed! everyone needs their ahmed in life!"

by alicantsleep March 8, 2024