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dirty adult

The act of submerging an adult in liquid jelly with their arse sticking out. Then freezing them for 43 hours before taking them out and shoving your arm shoulder deep into their rectum
by cjiblue December 12, 2022
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new jersey adult

Like Disney adults in the sense that you will find them either living at Disney or not living at Disney. New Jersey adults will graduate high school and get tf out of the state, go to college in another state for 4 years, then graduate and get a job in another state or travel to other countries, then get married and bring their spouse who’s either from New Jersey or elsewhere back to the Jersey suburbs so that the next generation will repeat the cycle.
Conversation starts at the University of Arizona

Bro 1: “Where you from bro?”
Bro 2: “New Jersey.”
Bro 1: “There’s so many people here from New Jersey.”
Bro 2: “Yeah bro, New Jersey adults are a real thing.”
by Ty 722001 September 4, 2025
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Adult Choccy Milk

"I can pay my mortgage but also color outside the lines"
Ever miss the insane INTENSE energy and excitement of elementary school recess?
Look no further.
Adult Choccy Milk is chocolate milk with a glow up (alcohol? Possibly?) and a dash of ✨
Person 1: "Will you come listen to us yap about our sigma tech bro startup?"

Person 2: "No."
Person 1:"Pls we have Adult Choccy Milk 🍫🥛 "
Person 2:"okay fine I'm in"
by warehouseyappers July 17, 2024
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Adult

(v. intrans., denominative agentative, neologism)
1. To perform the role of an adult.

NOTE: this verb was meant to sound like lolcats english, but accidentally follows old rules for making verbs that are actually perfectly normal, such as verbs "to engineer" and "to bitch."
Cost of living and wages are the gatekeepers keeping the poor and mentally unstable youth from getting the financial power needed to adult on their own.
by oron61 July 4, 2022
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Asian Adult

An Asian generally above ten years old, typically reaching maturation mentally - as with culturally, traditionally and mostly physically by 12 to 14 and considered fully mature by 15.

This was the traditional state by culture and law in most Asian – eastern (near eastern, eastern, further east) cultures before any globalisation had occured. Science tells us of how of all races, Asians mature the quickest and become an adult before Whites and Blacks, because of lifestyle, genetics, upbringing as various factors.
That Asian boy is the only mature guy in the classroom.
All his other classmates are non-Asiand.
Well, he is an Asian adult.
by Josech May 3, 2020
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Adult Daycare

Adult Daycare is prison. You spend all day eating, doing "art", and playing with fellow adults your age while you're also taken care of by the prison and your daddy Bubba.
Kid: "Mom where's my dad?"
Mom: "He's in Adult Daycare sweetie."
by Spidermanismymomanddaddy November 25, 2021
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Starbucks Cup Adult

PEOPLE WHO HOARD STARBUCKS HOLIDAY CUPS. (Or any Starbucks cup tbh.) Their cups usually sit in the cabinet and gets little-to-zero use.
Yeh, Karen is a full ‘Starbucks Cup Adult’. It might be worse than any ‘Disney Adult’ I know!!
by CL wisdom November 8, 2021
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