aaronized

To unwillfully destroy by use of excessive force.

My pliers were aaronized by my buddy when he used them trying to fix his car.

by Dogmatic422 August 23, 2014

Aaronism

Aaronism is the most holy of all religions. If thou practices any other form of religion, thou ist doing it wrong. In order to worship Aaron, one must believe in the sexy, amazing, and godly powers of the most gorgeous beast of a man(god) that is Aaron. One must get down and pray every day to Aaron. Sacrifice is always welcome and, in fact, recommended. Gifts of 1% milk and sharp cheddar cheese are the propr custom if one wishes to build a shrine. Conversion to Aaronism requires one to pay a fee of $1000000. You'd better believe it's worth it!

Worshiper 1: "Oh no! I forgot to pray yesterday for the righteous powers of Aaronism!!!"

Worshiper 2: "For shame!! 1000 lashes for you, FOOL!!"

by ShelbyTurtlez April 19, 2016

aaroning

Ignoring text messages and allowing them to show up as read first.

Aaroning:
Ashley: Hey
Ashley: what's up

*Read at 3:45*

by magicat September 29, 2013

Aaron

A word meaning stupid, gay, homo, ugly, somebody who needs a life, or unsure gender.

That kid looks so Aaron today.

by Hannibal2x4 June 06, 2011

Aaron

That one extra kid who is insanely anoyying and will bug the shit out of you. Used for boy and girl names, Aarons are usually little bitches who are dyslexic.

Girl 1: Aaron is so annoying.
Girl 2: Yaaaaasss bitch I hate him.
Both: Yaaaaaaasssss fuck Aaron.

by Person75 December 06, 2017

Aaron

A gay man who loves playing butt darts when he's not monitoring glory holes with his mouthpiece

"That poor Aaron,"

by Beastonem March 15, 2016

Aaron

An inconsiderate asshole who disregards his friends feelings and doesn't keep promises.

I'm an Aaron and I don't give a f**k about you.

by annoyed waffle July 17, 2017