kicking tee retriever

Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.

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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever

by who really cares damn January 7, 2010

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PB-Tees

A funky, shortened way of saying/typing "peanut butter tortillas".

You don't have to use it tho. It's pretty funky.

Also typed as "PB-Ts".

Duck: Want some Pb-tees?
Goose: Pb-tees???
Duck: Peanut butter tortillas
Goose: Ohh. Add some bananas then

by NinetyFourActivePeaSquared March 11, 2019

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dubz tee

A shortened way of saying "What the..."

Me: Dude, hear about Candice and Cole?
Louise: No?
Me: Yeah, apparently they hooked up last night.
Louise: Dubz tee? She's dog as though!

by PL4GU3R4T May 19, 2010

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tee-ball comedian

someone who is only funny when the joke is handed to them on a silver platter

Tyler: Yo that guy is so funny!
David: No he's not, he needs everything perfectly set up, he's a tee-ball comedian.

by hiimlunaaaa February 25, 2025

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Mr White Tee

It means you get bitches and you smell good

Leo : I'm Mr White Tee

Tiana : So you get bitches now ?

by KingdomOwner January 21, 2022

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TEE KING

Meaning: Born to rule and a multi talented boy....

*King means the male ruler of an independent state, especially one who inherits the position by right of birth....

Everywhere they find their self, they will always be the head or the leader.

#Well TEE KING is just a nickname but a great one.

#The new born is one of the tee King's.

by TEEKING.Mix June 28, 2020

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