Joe Massive fartman

A joe Massive fartman can be used to describe someone who makes alts and fake servers to fart in. A joe Massive fartman may even use snapchat and talk to (12 year old) girls.

"Omg hes pulling a Joe Massive fartman"
"This iraqi is such a Joe Massive fartman"

by Nathanfarts2002 May 18, 2021

Massive Mong

The leader of the Labour Party who is an idiot

jeremy corbyn is a massive mong

by fishcakes1 November 28, 2019

Massive Slut

Used to describe a Kelsi and a Mia from a Chef when asked to turn their music down from a customer complaint usually messaged through a social media platform

Those massive sluts Mia and Kelsi

by Gracew1707 May 04, 2022

Massive Troys

Large Breasts, Massive Tits, Huge Baps

Darren was perplexed by the size of his neighbour's massive Troys

by massivetroylover March 26, 2024

Ultra massive penis syndrome

A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle

Lets go to the freak show and see that man with ultra massive penis syndrome

by Extra gum November 13, 2023

Massive honkers

Boobies, massive fucking titties, super stuffed up milkies, hunger bonger doinky boinky, fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds, super duper ultra hyper goddamm mother fucking mega milkies.

Oh, you mean these? My Boobies, my massive fucking titties, my super stuffed up milkies, my hunger bonger doinky boinky, my fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds, mu super duper ultra hyper goddamm mother fucking mega milkies, my Massive honkers?

by The only arsonist February 01, 2024

You know what else is massive?

Used in response to someone saying "massive" in a sentence, typically followed by "LOW TAPER FADE".

Person 1: This building is massive!
Person 2: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS MASSIVE?
Person 2: LOOOWWW TAAAPEEER FADEEE

by Joao3 January 10, 2025