Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln is not athletic, eats chips everyday,gets shot in the back of the head 04/15/1865 times. Is a wuss, has a small willy wonka. Never turns homework in, Loves black people. Ended slavery. GOD BLESS ABE

Abraham Lincoln is a MAN OF GOD

by wefromOblockshootyouinthehead March 25, 2022

Lincoln Drincoln

To drink alcoholic beverages while someone drives you around in a Lincoln.

Chris drove the Lincoln Town Car around the valley while RaNetta did some Lincoln drincoln. (drinkin)

by Fordman460 March 22, 2011

lincoln dog

Any charcater from the lincolndogs open source animation

Fido is a Lincoln dog and so is Danny the Dawg

by Malik W August 14, 2006

Land of Lincoln

First, you find a girl who you may have a grudge against. Then get your wallet ready, blow it all over her face, and smack that 5 dollar bill right on her forehead to lay down the land. And send her packing.

Bernice found herself on the Land of Lincoln last night before I started running away.

by The Martitian January 5, 2011

Lincoln Wierzbicki

Finest boy evr

-Mari

Oh shit, it’s Lincoln Wierzbicki. 💜

by iLiveformuffincum September 28, 2021

Lincoln Park

Lincoln Park is a fucked town in Morris County in northern NJ. Lincoln Parkers are known for being better at sports than their surrounding towns

*cough Boonton.
There is basically nothing in Lincoln Park except for McDonalds and Kenko sushi, so Lincoln Parkers have to rely on neighboring town to have fun shit to do.

To summarize what Lincoln Park is.....Lincoln Park is a ghetto ass town in the middle of fucking nowhere that is so cheap that they don’t even have their own High School, they hardly have a fucking football field. But atleast Lincoln Park isn’t as bad as Boonton.

Lincoln Park=Ghetto

by _chode December 7, 2018

Abraham Lincoln

A Vagina's pubic hair shaved in a manor that resembles Abraham Lincoln's beird.

Woah man she's got a ginger Abraham Lincoln

by Barry_the_Hippy September 15, 2006