Hump Noodle

To dry hump someone in a free noodle like motion

1:Yo have you ever heard of the hump noodle
2:Ya i do that to my girlfriend every morning

by Chanel Diamond Glitter January 2, 2015

Adventure Humping

To have sex in the great outdoors.

Cummander and SB drove to the arrived at the park to have some funch.

Cummander: Sit on the swing and I will push.

SB: Oh pleeeease push harder!

Cummander: By Jobe; I think we have been spotted by the family pinicing under the tree.

SB: If they say something just tell them we are into Adventure Humping.

Cummander: Yeah...its never good to skip funch.

by whoknewmeandu January 21, 2010

Night humps

Used to describe the pelvic thrusts by an individual who is asleep, may or may not lead to a "wet dream"

Dude, you had night humps last night

Discover my night humps

by Shibunu June 16, 2010

dry humping

Dry Humping -or- Dry Sex
The act of two bodies rubbing together to create sexual release, well... release for the girl. Guys complain about it because it does nothing to them. So its sexist sex.

“Dude, dry sex is lame.”

by Heather Inde April 26, 2005

Humping Party

A Humping Party is when you and a whole bunch of friends (male or female) just start humping each other and other friends, random people, etc. While doing it you've gotta yell out "Humping Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarty" , to make it official.

Guy 1: Yo, Lisa is looking sexy today

Guy 2: Then lets throw a Humping Party

*Guys 1 and 2 walk over to Lisa and hump her in a friendly way*

Guys 1 and 2: HUMPING PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTY.

by Koinz April 6, 2009

Victory Hump

In a fps, after getting a kill, the player stands on top of the dead body and proceeds to crouch up and down repeatedly, therefore it looks like he is "humping" his opponent. For me, this is best done on Halo 2 (Xbox live) because the person you kill can see that you are "humping" him.

After killing player 2, he did his Victory Hump.

by j3ss3!!!!! July 28, 2006

hump ass

Child-bearing hips on a man. This guy has a badonkadonk, usually accentuated by unflattering grandpa slacks; similar to the Hunchback of Notre Dame...but his hump is his ass. This is a very unfortunate condition.

George Michael Bluth from Arrested Development has a hump ass. When a guy wears old man pants, you can easily see his hump ass.

by YuniBroughman November 13, 2010