A gage is a dude with a absolute giant penis. He will always lie and say it’s small but just ask any woman he’s slept with. He left them all as cripples.
by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021
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Gage lovesssss it doesn’t he?
by trampbar123 November 23, 2021
Get the Gage mug.Gage is a funny and weird guy. He is sweet and caring but will drop you if someone better comes along. He is dumb but hilarious. Good guy to date while he likes you but when he loses feelings or WHATEVER else he's gone in a heartbeat, will care and love in a relationship until the last breath. He's a straight forward guy and doesn't beat around the bush. Loves death metal. Everyone always sees the annoying weird side of him but if you ever get to personally know him you'll see how sweet and cute and caring he really is. Be careful because he's a troublemaker and a heartbreaker. He has zero rizz but ends up pulling mad fine girls.
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Get the Gage mug.Gage is a really nice (or at least 98% of the time) friend who only ever snaps if he gets pissed off, like a regular person would. He talks really bad about himself, but he really isn't like that. He will literally always put you before him. He actively gives advice and is loyal toward his friends and most of his family, he is really cool and you could feel free to come to him for comfort.
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