Walter Crankyite

Jeff Dunham's grumpy newscaster-puppet.

Lots of the folks who tune in to daily radio/TV news-broadcasts do so largely because they enjoy the pleasant/efficient manner of the announcer (think Lowell Thomas and Dallas Townsend), so I would wonder if Walter Crankyite would really get all that many people who would wanna listen to HIM read the latest headlines.

by QuacksO May 11, 2019

oliver walter

he is a sack of potatoes that nobody likes and he is as big as a water buffalo. and he will eat all the food in a house

wheres all the food gone. OLIVER WALTER!!!!!!

by ooogedy boogedy June 10, 2020

Walter

My dog

Someone:who’s the good boy?
Me:Walter

by I luv dogs June 27, 2023

walter a. brown

The founder of the Boston Celtics in 1946, as he believed Boston should have a basketball team. Walter helped to found the NBA in 1946.

The founder of the Boston Celtics was Walter A. Brown.

by lilxanman February 19, 2018

Walter White

Is the danger. Heisenberg. Killed Hank. People say his name. Can cook decent meth.

Gustavo Fring: "Screams and Dies"
Walter White: "We are safe"

by Boat21 January 25, 2022

Annie Walters

Perfect

Hjfg Annie Walters

by anonymous March 14, 2024

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025