A Walter

If you’re a Walter you’re probably pride yourself for raw dogging reality. You lack the knowledge to play beer pong or maintain a regular human conversation because you’re inevitably consumed by your alter ego and pride yourself on being straight edge. You’re probably a Walter if you have symbolic tattoos that contradict how realistically dull you are. You’re probably a Walter if they only exciting thing in your life is seeing how much you can bench every day but don’t bench them bitches because a Walter is a virgin.

“What you don’t know your own zodiac sign?

You’re such a Walter!”
Walter: “ play some technical death metal”

by TigerLilwack69 February 6, 2019

knox walter

a professional facbooker and a part time hustler

you remind me of "knox walter"

(you remind me of someone who facebooks and is a part time hustler)

by knox walter December 26, 2023

Walter

A true romantic.Loving, faithful and kindhearted but sexy as hell when he want's to be ! A devoted friend to the end and a very devoted lover also. Sometimes quiet, sometimes the life of the party. He can be soo funny but sometimes it's to hide his pain.
Very sentimental and if he cares about you then he will do anything for you, maybe even give his life for you. He can be a quiet person at times but don't "F" with those who he loves!
Sometimes talks about his feelings and has to suffer the consequences. At times transparent, at times can't figure him out but always honest and never cheats on the one that he loves.When he makes up his mind about something, he is in it for good.

Walter is soooo cute and he is such a sweetheart! I am going to ask him out! He is everything that I need all wrapped up into one man.

by Dr Skinny Penis January 29, 2020

Walter virus

A speading discord virus consisting of a picture of a dog and the name-walter.-

Uh oh its the walter virus!

by Disboi50 June 10, 2023

The Walter Treatment

When you throw a person against a wall when attempting to put them in handcuffs and they hurt their knee. They then cry about it for the next 5 hours.

I gave him the Walter Treatment last night when he tried to resist. He was crying in the squad car for the next few hours.

by njm92 September 3, 2021

Walter

He plays lax and is low-key gay because sometimes his masculinity is so toxic he must have to be faking it or otherwise he's a douchebag

Person 1: Yo have you met my friend Walter
person 2: ya but he seems low-key gay

by HDNJIEFH April 17, 2020

Walter

A boy with dreams. He has dark hazel eyes, and dark brown hair and loves to help others any way that he can

That boy is such a walter.

by Chalesmot July 26, 2021