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Simp

If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
No you've never been a pimp
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
Got no game, you's a lame
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp
by The best definition inventor December 28, 2020
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Simp

A term created by the Orcs of the internet to compensate for the fact that they can’t comprehend what being loved feels like
Jim: “Jesus, Mark is such a fucking simp

Bob: “Where are your parents?”
by cryena August 6, 2020
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Simp

Someone who will go out of there way to impress a girl, that they have fallen in love with or are really interested in. I.e they would he her flowers to impress her, or take her in dates.
Guy 1- "Dude I would so buy Katie flowers and go out of my way to impress her"
Guy 2- "Bro stop being such a simp"
by B3astWarriorx March 6, 2020
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Simp

Due to a broken heart they've developed a cold heart. They cry often and often feel trapped. They became coldhearted because they realized that the person they messed with heavy didn't even care if they lived. They're so blind by love That they usually don't notice their partners flaws Yes! they're sometimes "possessed" by their relationship, but they don't have any compassion for their partner and often feel abandoned and misunderstood.
He doesn't even notice that she's using him, he's such a Simp.
by Thesimpanonymous June 15, 2020
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Simp

Dang they're such a simp
by boobear1025 November 11, 2020
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Simp

A Simp is a guy who idolize a female that has no interest in them.
Justin is such a Simp for that girl. She wants nothing to do with him
by MikeTheMan818 May 31, 2022
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Simp

Jeffrey is the biggest simp. He’ll do anything just for some puss.
Did you see Jeffrey being a simp at the party last weekend? It was hard to watch
by Lauren Gaskins June 28, 2020
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