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penis parking lot

Simply, a parking lot for penis. Used as an insult.
Dan0 is quite useful.... as a penis parking lot.
by Yeee December 15, 2007
mugGet the penis parking lotmug.

parking lot surrender

its a french phrase for being assaulted in parking lot by a large male, normally black, and forced into an unwanted intruder in rectum...
"No, No, oh well go ahead LeRoy, but can you atleast lube up before this parking lot surrender"
by Bill Booth March 14, 2005
mugGet the parking lot surrendermug.

a grain of lot's wife

Contrary to the term "Grain of Salt," a grain of lots wife refers to the story of Sodom and Gamorah in the Torah, where Lot's wife looks back onto Sodom and Gamorah thus turning her to a pillar of salt.
Jim: Well I can safely say I believe in God and Evoloution at the same time.
John: Well what of creationism? Must the Bible be literal?!
Jim: I believe in that too, just as long as taken with a Grain of Lot's Wife.
John: Nya-ha! I c wat u did der!
by thecoolcanadian November 27, 2010
mugGet the a grain of lot's wifemug.
An exclamation of your love for any human being, especially a close friend. In fact can be used to express love for anything.
"Your my best friend! love you lots and lots like jelly tots! mwah"
by kirstieissocool December 6, 2006
mugGet the love you lots and lots like jelly tots!mug.

Parking Lot Pimpin

Game one spits outside the club, cuz they are chargin' too much for the guys to get in.
Me and my folk last week were parking lot pimpin, cuz the club was letting all the females in for free while they were making all the guys pay $20 at the door.
by quepasa doc July 18, 2006
mugGet the Parking Lot Pimpinmug.

parking lot doubles

Parking Lot Doubles: :/noun/: To take the melee to the parking lot with out the stick but with the fists
Minnesota swamped Wisconsin in the parking lot doubles tournament.
by Kodachrome_CL April 15, 2019
mugGet the parking lot doublesmug.

white people a lot

A phase in someone's life that he considers rough himself, even though he doesn't know jack shit about real problems.
Person 1: Did you hear that Daniel's Bentley broke down? Now he has to ride his 2000$ bike to school.
Person 2: Sounds like he's going through white people a lot.
by CheekyBlyatRekter June 29, 2017
mugGet the white people a lotmug.

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