Grips Moment

A Grips Moment is the instance of lacking any brain cells and saying the first thing that pops into your head.

Greg - "Your car makes noise when it stands still"
Greg just had a Grips Moment.
Jay - "Wait a vertebra isn't a bug?"
Jay just had a Grips Moment.

by LilSticky December 2, 2021

Bro grip

The bro grip- a guys trip staple. Where 1 guy lays down and begins to jack off, the others join hands around the jackers hand and assist in this action. Till all hands are soaked in triumphant ejaculation of man seed.

That bro grip on the guys trip last week was amazing.

After the bro grip, I found myself more connected to my group of friends.

by Guysjusthangingout February 21, 2019

Grip the Squatch

The act of becoming so fucked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.

"Dude I was so fucked up at that party last night."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."

by Squatch inc. May 16, 2016

Gentleman’s Grip

From Sloth’s debut album, “Thank You, Sire!”, the gentleman’s grip is to hold a beverage (typically alcoholic), and a smoking device (typically of cannabis variety) in the same hand.

“when you want more than just a little bit, boy- now I recommend utilizing that gentleman’s grip”

by The Sire O’ Lord November 7, 2023

wife grip

When she practices kegels while you’re fucking her and really goes for it to make you cum.

I was banging her and felt her wife grip on my cock.

by Jjjaxx May 23, 2020

flip and grip

The act of flipping your smart watch where it's on the underside of your wrist so that you can simultaneously watch porn and masturbate

Just remember to put your watch back in the normal position lest someone suspects you of conducting a flip and grip session in the office closet.

by Goosed12 October 10, 2015

chad grip

When you grip something/someone with your full hand and say "C H A D G R I P"

My friend and I had a Chad Gripping competition, I won

by RandomShitposts April 5, 2021