flat lizarding

Flat lizarding is where the male of the species tries to either scare an opponent or impress a female by dropping there Dacks and shoving there dick up against a window in the direction of the victim.

Brett: Hey Alex check out those whores on the bus
Alex: Oh shit those guys are flat lizarding us!
Brett: Don’t pretend that you don’t like it

by Alex Bailey May 19, 2005

flat of beer

A 24 pack of beer

Im over in my neighbour logans driveway drinking a flat of beer

by BradPlague December 11, 2017

flat daddy

Life-size cutouts of deployed service members, and given by the Maine National Guard to spouses, children, and relatives back home.

Flat Daddy sits in my dining room all the time.

by M Haanel September 28, 2006

flat earther

see: a fucking idiot

flat earthers have no brain

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 10, 2022

Flat Whiting

Just thinking about yourself and not giving two shits about the other people.

Norman is totally flat whiting me, he invited me round for tea and the cunt is in the pub

by Sausage Cleaver March 14, 2019

Flat tyre

Doug Rohde

That Bloke is a real Doug Rohde - flat tyre (always let down) (useless)

by Graceys Greatest love machine December 21, 2021

two flat

A term common in Chicago for a multi-story house that's been remodeled to accommodate an apartment on each floor. Sometimes also referred to as a "polish flat," likely referring to Chicago's large Polish population.

Dude 1: Hey, should I get an apartment in a high rise or a two flat?
Dude 2: Just get an apartment in a two flat. It's less expensive and you won't seem like a yuppie douchebag.

by Fleurbeurgeur September 16, 2013