Credit Crunch Lunch

Having a cheap lunch in order to save money. Food such as cheese spread sandwiches, simply value foods and unbranded cola.

Jeremy: What do you have for lunch Steve?
Steve: Bad times man, got a Credit Crunch Lunch, cheese spread sandwiches, Simply Value crisps and a can of cola.
Jeremy: Lol Hobo

by Mysterio44 April 3, 2009

Granola Crunching Pacifist

A Granola Crunching Pacifist is a fancy term for “Hippie”

That guy is definitely a Granola Crunching Pacifist

by SNOWXILLA August 31, 2020

Sideways gut crunch

the Sideways Gut Crunch Manouver is a when you are fucking a hot girl and transition from a classic dogy-style position into a position where the girl is crunched up int a ball on her side with one of her legs stretched over your shoulder and her other leg firmly pressed toward her chest.

Porn stars are often found in the sideways gut crunch manouver

by Luis from T.O. August 5, 2006

one-two crunch

When a motorcycle rider is catapulted from their bike, lands on the ground, and is subsequently run over by their own bike, as momentum carries the trailing bike up and over their body.

"I saw Rossi take a one-two crunch, after highsiding a turn during a race."

by D. Gould September 13, 2006

crunch bar

When someone is giving a rim job and then The rim job-ee takes a nutty shit.

hey did you go ass to mouth?
Yeah, but she crunch bar'd me!

by Corey M December 13, 2008

Banana Nutt Crunch

Verb-When a girlfriend, wife, or spouse is mad at their boyfriend, husband, etc. She begins to give him oral sex and stroke his testicles, before the man ejaculates, the women headbutts the man in the penis, more specifically the shaft and then punches the man in the testicles. Hince the name, the banana nutt crunch.

Man, did you hear what Shaquita did to Gonzo? He pissed her off so much, she tricked him into taking his pants off and she gave him a banana nutt crunch, and i ain't talkin' about the cereal.

by Tj Brown March 19, 2008

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

The cheesy gordita crunch is, by a wide margin, the best product taco bell USED TO produce. Now, however, when I go to taco bell and ask for one they tell me they no longer "have" it. Even though I see crunchy tacos and gorditas on the menu... and therefore they do have all the ingredients to make one they just refuse. Screw taco bell until I can have my cheesy gordita crunch i'm boycotting... Please join me. This reminds me of the new coke fiasco... don't keep something from me I like or I will stop eating at your restaurant all together. Taco Bell = FAIL

Please let me have a Cheesy Gordita Crunch.

by Mackslovescheesygorditacrunch September 26, 2010