Xavier

someone who loves a hebe

xavier loves hebe

by xlwj April 28, 2020

Xavier

Xavier is the name typically used for someone beyond the average human this person is the absolute best at everything he touches and is typically popular with the ladies because of his magesterial abilities in bed he is so amazing and kind to the people around him

The word Xavier is typically used for someone who is amazing in bed and everything he tries

by 123potatopicker November 19, 2023

Xavier

someone who gets turnt

hot lady: who’s that turnt boy??
girl:ohh that’s xavier he gets turnt!!

by BattyManJoe August 8, 2022

xavier

someone that is annoying

person 1: have you heard of xavier?
person 2: that annoying kid?
person 1: yea!

by hottie kaylee September 21, 2021

xavier thompson

Xavier Thompson’s are pretty sick people but they’re scared of cricket balls when facing fast bowlers but there alright at cricket.

Teacher: Hey Xavier Thompson can you come and bat?
Xavier Thompson: No I’m to scared
Teacher: Bur you’re good
Xavier Thompson: Bats and scores 50

by Iekdjnxnsjjsndmmc May 28, 2021

Xavier Stefanski

Xavier Stefanski is the most legendary english kid of all-time. He is literally Jesus as a child. BUT BEWARE, don’t annoy him, or he will kick you on the head and your tongue would scatter into pieces of red flesh. Not only he has powers to kick you, he can also headbutt you, and when he does that, your head would turn into a humungous soccor ball.
Xavier’s name is commonly used to show power and strength, and when you say it, you have already became a Pro of all existence.

kid1:Hey kid, your dad’s here.
kid2:where
kid1:ur mom, I’m Xavier Stefanski

kid2:yes dad

by Calum Heimbecker May 2, 2019

Xavier Valentino Edwards

Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.

New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?

Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess

by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018