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Wisconsin is a midwestern U.S. state with coastlines on 2 Great Lakes (Michigan and Superior) and an interior of forests and dairy cow farms. Milwaukee, the largest city, is known for the Milwaukee Public Museum, with its numerous re-created international villages, and the Harley-Davidson Museum, displaying classic motorcycles. Several cheese companies are based in Milwaukee, and many offer tours. The main economy in Wisconsin is dairy, and newborns that are lactose intolerant will have their head severed. Wisconsin is now developing microchips to implant into their citizens' fingers, and this will help them "Search, Seek, and Destroy all lactose intolerant people", according to Wisconsin.gov, the Official Website of the State of Wisconsin
Wisconsin is a midwestern U.S. state with coastlines on 2 Great Lakes (Michigan and Superior) and an interior of forests and dairy cow farms. Milwaukee, the largest city, is known for the Milwaukee Public Museum, with its numerous re-created international villages, and the Harley-Davidson Museum, displaying classic motorcycles. Several cheese companies are based in Milwaukee, and many offer tours. The main economy in Wisconsin is dairy, and newborns that are lactose intolerant will have their head severed. Wisconsin is now developing microchips to implant into their citizens' fingers, and this will help them "Search, Seek, and Destroy all lactose intolerant people", according to Wisconsin.gov, the Official Website of the State of Wisconsin
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by GiraffeNut69 February 14, 2018
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Categorized by a series of noticeable traits, such as an enhanced sense of self, normally created by spending too much time indoors, due to inclement weather and constantly rotting his brain by drinking too many local craft brews. In other words, a complete nerd due to his ability to beat others at Grand Theft Auto and Mortal Kombat...impressive. Favorite quotes may include: "One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces stick back together", along with, "you may not be able to control every situation and it's outcome but you can control your attitude and how you deal with it." Sooooo impressively deep, I can hardly believe that there is an intellect like this, that walks among us. We should all be so lucky!
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Get the Wisconsin Boy mug.1. The only reason people go to Greenwood is to pass through to go to a better place. People will laugh when they hear your graduating class probably had a max of 30. Rivals are the Loyal Greyhounds, and we all hate those assholes in Neillsville that think their tough and have a pool at their school. Only people that still live there spend their lives slaving at Grassland Butter since High School. This is also the same reason this town isn't unincorporated yet. The exciting events in town include going to the bar, seeing the occasional weirdo on main street, or getting the only fast food at the 2 gas stations.
2. If you're reading this I can clearly tell that you have at least 3 generations of family living here, and know every single person by their first and last name. We all rot here as we wish for a Mcdonalds or a movie theater less than 30 minutes away. You guessed right when Greenwood meant there was alot of trees. Nothing short of the boondocks. Definitely a family town. But not like those cousin fuckers in Neillsville that get knocked up every week.
2. If you're reading this I can clearly tell that you have at least 3 generations of family living here, and know every single person by their first and last name. We all rot here as we wish for a Mcdonalds or a movie theater less than 30 minutes away. You guessed right when Greenwood meant there was alot of trees. Nothing short of the boondocks. Definitely a family town. But not like those cousin fuckers in Neillsville that get knocked up every week.
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Get the Greenville, Wisconsin mug.THE place to be for college in wisconsin. students will learn the basics of chugging, puking(especially projection) and of course, tapping some ass. some people claim there are actual classes here. they say this because they arent getting any, except maybe an occasional icy mike .
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