Wankshard

The source of all evil
The 2nd most terrible insult you can give to someone...
the most terrible is a combination of two words

Bollocky +wankshard

*He's such a BOLLOCKY WANKSHARD!

*Woah my ex really does look like wankshard.

*Me- Hey Liss and Panda did you hear about that wankshard down the street.

Liss- Yeah i did! he is so foul.

Panda- hes such a Bollocky wankshard.

Liss- *disgusted horrified face*

by Maddzyroo August 2, 2010

Wikstracted

Due to the massive amount of links on a Wikipedia page there will always be someting more interesting to click on, leading to a random chain of pages completely off topic from the orignal page.

I was going to write my essay on Thermodynamics when i got wikstracted, ended up spending half an hour reading about paper clips.

by Wikiddd May 8, 2011

windshield brakes

Refers to the days before anti-lock brakes where if you stomped the brake pedal, it would almost throw you through the windshield because the brakes would lock up instantaniously. Especially effective when messing with sleeping friends.

Friend1: Dude, wtf, easy on the brakes!
Friend2: Sorry, this cars old school, nothing but the windshield brakes.

by gothfan20 September 12, 2012

Wankster liar

A guy who tells constant lies and rewards himself by exposing his penis to unco-operative females and has a wank.( usually on bathroom floors with one Kleenex laid out)

a guy who tells a lie " yes I love you and only you" and then quickly has to wank in front of other females is a wankster liar

by Ohbiguy August 4, 2015

wanksta walk

The way that someone walks after he beats his meat to BBW. Typically resembling a lowriding gangbanger who shit themself.

Look at the way Ashish doing the wanksta walk. Yeah, I bet he just whacked it to BBW again.

by witeboiwank February 29, 2016

Wankshake

When you haven't washed your hands since you last had a wank and have now found yourself shaking hands with somebody important.

Dave shook hands with his girlfriends father. He remembered how he hadn't washed his hands since having a wank and awkwardly made eye contact with him. It was a Wankshake!

by Inappropriate Handshake March 22, 2016

WankStain

Someone who is a complete utter idiot

"Steve your a fucking wankstain"

by memequeennumberone July 10, 2017