Are you pissing on my wiener?

When someone is mentally, verbally, and physically yanking your goodies. In other words, when you think someone is joking with you.

Brian- Dude, I totally boinked Sara last night.

Sam- Are you pissing on my wiener?

by badumdum May 10, 2010

let your wiener do the walking

To let your sexual-attraction to an individual hinder your judgement of them.

"You let your wiener do the walking, and now I'm dead!"
-Rick Sanchez

by CuteBoy56 January 23, 2017

how'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener?

A quote from the will ferrell movie "Blades of Glory". Easily one of the funniest quotes in the movie

How'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener?

by phil atio April 13, 2008

wiener biscuit

when your wiener is slapped and slathered all over a biscuit. In which a Dino that has eaten your wiener biscuit is now vomiting up on parts of Auschwitz.

OWW a Dino has just nibbled off parts of my wiener biscuit

I will bite off your wiener biscuit as a form of self defense

by Tactical_beano May 08, 2017

Warming Wieners

(verb) Feeding someone in specific at a potluck.

Originated in Ireland, rumors circulate that Conor Mcgregor's ancestors loved warming wieners.

Y'know, Sarah is really got at Warming Wieners. She did an excellent job warming my wiener at the last potluck!

by Molcancoolguy64 November 29, 2024

wiener food

Wiener food is the crusty excess of old cum on the ring of your dick head.

"Johnny's wiener food tasted sour."

by Slimycrotchgoblin February 11, 2016

wiener tweener

1. a titty fuck
2. when a man places his erect penis between a woman's breasts in order to ejaculate on her breasts, throat, chin, etc.

Mary gave Scotty a wiener tweener last night.
Hey Greg, did you get laid last night? Naw man, but Eve did give me a wiener tweener.
Hi Sally. What that all over your throat and face? It's Bill's spooge. I just gave him a wiener tweener.

by King lakufta December 23, 2021