let your wiener do the walking

To let your sexual-attraction to an individual hinder your judgement of them.

"You let your wiener do the walking, and now I'm dead!"
-Rick Sanchez

by CuteBoy56 January 22, 2017

Are you pissing on my wiener?

When someone is mentally, verbally, and physically yanking your goodies. In other words, when you think someone is joking with you.

Brian- Dude, I totally boinked Sara last night.

Sam- Are you pissing on my wiener?

by badumdum May 10, 2010

how'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener?

A quote from the will ferrell movie "Blades of Glory". Easily one of the funniest quotes in the movie

How'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener?

by phil atio April 13, 2008

Wiener-spliener

A synonym of “Butterflies” used to describe the tingly feeling in your lower belly, often felt while scared for example while on a roller coaster or standing above a great fall.

“I just got the wiener-splieners while we were high up there.”

“Yikes, I got the wiener-splieners on that roller coaster.”

by Person that invented spinty. July 22, 2025

wiener blind

A soul shattering phenomenon whereas the sufferer has a paralyzing, laser-focused obsession with the beef whistle.

Chance had Jaycie so wiener blind, she was unable to concentrate on anything except the next time he'd give her an injection.

by Jaycie Chance May 12, 2017

Wiener-snip-zel

A German vasectomy

Bob got a German vasectomy. It was a real Wiener-snip-zel.

by Honeybadger43 June 15, 2024

Half Baked Wiener

1. Soggy corn dog

2. When you think his dick is hard, but it’s not

I was about to hop on his dick when I realized it was just a half baked wiener.

by Dickhandle October 4, 2020