Weiner Brow

Code name for male pubic hair (above the penis).

"Oh my god, when I pulled down Johnny's pants, I saw his well-trimmed Weiner Brow!" OR
"When I reached for his dick, man did he have a bushy Weiner Brow! Trim it dude."

by Sketchley April 23, 2009

beaner weiner

An effect felt after consuming mdma tablets (ecstasy). One becomes sexually aroused but cannot achieve an erection.

Swim: Last night I had these two ho's butt ass naked in my bed!
Swim's Friend: So you had an epic threesome right?
Swim: Nope... got beaner weiner. I was rolling too hard. It ended there :(

by rollingballs July 25, 2013

weiner dick

Descriptive term for the pungent aroma emitted from a male's genital area, usually as a result of the combination of ingesting certain aromatic foods (onions, garlic, etc.) not bathing and engaging in activities that result in sweat collecting in the groin area. Not changing underwear is also a major contributor to having a case of "the weiner dick."

(from a female): He wanted me to give him head, and I was willing to oblige him, but he had such a strong case of the weiner dick that I thought I would gag before I ever even got close to it.

by Holdmah Koochiekooch March 15, 2008

weiner dog

a weiner dog is a dog that looks like a weiner.
they are long and can be either fat or skiny.
they are very amusing to get high.

damn yo, that weiner dog is shit faced.

by Johnny S.Of PT April 24, 2007

Weiner Grab

Where you use your hand, and go up to a unsuspecting guy, and grab their weiner with sych force, that they are forced to the ground.

Friend 1: "Dude look at that hand... It looks familiar. OH MY GOD!!! IT'S THE WEINER GRAB!!!!"

*HAND GRABS WEINER*

Friend 1: "AHH SHIT DUDE!!!"

Friend 2: "What????"

Friend 1: "I'VE BEEN GRABBED!!!!"

by Weiner Grab September 8, 2006

j weiner

a penis shaped like the letter J.

john calhoun: dude i was watchn this gay porno the other night for the first time,
And i went to pull my weiner out and it took the odd form of a J.

eric graham: dude you have a j weiner! let me suck it.

by matthew twatten ballster April 18, 2009

Hide The Weiner

A game invented by Rich and Tubbz, involving concealing one's weiner in another person's orifice (usually the mouth). More often than not the term will be to used when commenting on someone who is pulling a face in which their mouth is open. For past, present or future use...
Is similar to the terms "Hide The Sausage", "Hide The Salami" and "Go/Went Balls Deep"

Past Tense:
*Someone pulls appropriate face*
Rich: Hey Tubbz I "Hid The Weiner" in that gapin' hole
Present Tense
Tubbz: Yo' can people not interrupt me when I'm "Hiding The Weiner" please?
Future Tense
Rich: Oh Yeah, I'd definitely "Hide The Weiner" in that orifice!!!

by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006