Clean Sheet Wednesdays

Often when Wednesdays get ruint due to cramp occurring in a centre-halves leg just after half time, as a result of this, the team often go home after conceding 3 or more.

Forget clean sheet wednesdays gaffa my legs cramping up just after the half. A true pussy who decides to ruin clean sheet wednesdays due to a lack of fitness

This can often be seen in very shit players who have no intention of helping their team.

by doggirlsareunderrated January 22, 2020

Ass slap Wednesday

A must in a great friendship

1.welcome to ass slap Wednesday

by anonymous April 14, 2021

Well-Dressed Wednesday

Every month's third wednesday, you dress overly formal, honouring Well-Dressed Wednesday

Rego: What will you wear on Well-Dressed Wednesday?
Misi: A blue Suit with a matching blue tie.

by Gojjo January 22, 2022

Bully A Grunt Day Wednesday

Every Wednesday you bully a grunt

Odds shut the fuck up grunt because its Bully A Grunt Day Wednesday

by SergeantMcsquizzy December 30, 2021

Fat Tommy’s Wednesday

Every day on a Wednesday, you and your boys go to the nearest Fat Tommy’s and have a feast

I really like men (fat tommy’s wednesday)

by JonDoce November 2, 2022

Whale shark Wednesday

A national holiday every Wednesday celebrating whale sharks

Brian: What day is it?
Linda: Its whale shark Wednesday!
Brian: Thanks!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

i'd do it on a wednesday

Phrase implying a girl is beautiful. One you wouldn't just hit it drunk as shit at 3am on a weekend, but even would hit it soberly on a Wednesday.

Damn that girl is gorgeous. I'd do it on a Wednesday.

by balls bigger than yours September 4, 2013