Wearing two glasses

If you wear two glasses that means you fuck absolutely uncountable of dudes and get absolutely no bitches. It also means that your six eyes can’t even let you see your tiny ass penis

That guy wearing two glasses look like you

by Sumonethatisnice May 29, 2022

Fez-wearing Italian Man

A certain Italian no-no-brown ducktator man in the funny second war.

History channel (censored): No-no-brown Italy was lead by the Fez-Wearing Italian Man.

by KyoshiroOfHonor October 20, 2023

Hef Wear

A name for a person's extensive wardrobe of bath robes, smoking jackets, and pajamas.

Dude1: "Hey man nice closet. What's with all the robes?"

Dude2: "You never know when the ladies will stop by."

Dude1: "Your Hef Wear is really the shizzle. Now all you need is the money and the honies."

by THE DAVAD January 11, 2012

we used to wear eachothers clothes

LILBABY IDIOT FREESTYLE

“We used to wear eachothers clothes”

by Sniipett November 14, 2021

wearing the bear

Suffering the consequences for cheating on your girlfriend. Inspired by MIDSOMMER.

I stepped out on my girl, and she found out. I'd better stay out of her way or I'll be wearing the bear.

by ImpracticalJokersFacebook December 6, 2022

National Wear A Squid Hat Day

On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.

Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats

by ExoticHats May 8, 2020

Wear your boots to school day

Monday, December 5th is the day to wear your boots to school, (cowboys, “takuaches”) or even just for fun, rock your boots without any cares!

“I’m gonna wear my boots to school (wear your boots to school day) on Monday!”

by Thatkid66 December 5, 2021