double backed walrus

A sex move that involves laying on your back next to your partner while being engaged in the act of (cross-)masturbation

Me and Jane were way to tired to have sex yesterday so we just did a double backed walrus before going to sleep

by Bertyl December 28, 2015

Punching the Walrus

Originally a termed used to describe a torture technique where a female hostage was repeatedly punched in the genitals to force a confession. Current use of the term is political obfuscation through simple and often contradictory responses to questions that have only one answer.

"The text of the President's press release was full of open ended responses, that didn't even address the reporter's question, he was really punching the walrus on that one."

by Daddiopedia July 13, 2017

Fat Fat Fatty Fat Walrus

A complete waste of skin and air, has limited social skills and is the ultimate in minimum effort and minimum achievement. Is know to have a BMI that would give the equivalent mass of a small moon. Often uses the alias of Bladezz online and can regularly be found stalking the forums of 4chan searching for fellow neeks and teen to gawp at.

Jack is such a 'fat fat fatty fat walrus' man, we need to do something about it asap.

by x427 February 8, 2021

The Walrus

This is an advanced sex move where one ejaculates in the back of their partner’s mouth than immediately karate chops them in the throat Danny Larusso style(aka the Ralph). This causes the released semen to squirt violently out of the partner’s nose resembling a Walrus.

I gave her the Walrus on the first date. This was also the last.

by The Sauce Man February 26, 2011

frothy walrus

when a guy is getting a blow job, right when he cums he hits her in the chest causing cum to cum out of her noise

kind of like a clancey

by Jizzer January 23, 2005

Blind Walrus

While having sex with a heavy set women(fat ass) you think you are vigorously pounding her vagina. She then informs you that your penis has not penetrated her yet. You then realize that all you have been doing is fucking her FUPA (Fat upper pussy area).

I really pulled a blind walrus last night

by Ledroe December 22, 2008

Sneaky Walrus

Partaking in the act of sneakiness or deception like a Walrus that is too sneaky to be found.

"Dude, I pulled a sneaky walrus on that couger last night. "
"Really, what did you do?"

"I whipped out my dick without her noticing."
"Dude..."

by lSwarm December 13, 2009