by Cockmaster 17 October 26, 2009
The act in which a man poops on a hardwood floor, and a woman sits in his poop. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and runs around in circles like a floor buffer.
Dude, I Wisconsin Floor Buffered this girl last night.
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?
by The George McLovin September 01, 2008
The act of one getting so bored while living in Wisconsin, that they take the alligator clips usually used to jump start a car battery, attach them to their nipples and to a car battery, and then procede to ask a friend to rev your car engine
by Abby Hager April 07, 2006
When sweaty man begins to defecate and his partner cartwheels into a handstand; positioning herself into the 69 position. As oral pleasure begins the one in cartwheel position undoubtedly begins to taste a vinegary duck butter from the fromundacheese.
Flavors may vary. No expiration date. Do not limit this to toilets, people in Wisconsin shit everywhere.
Flavors may vary. No expiration date. Do not limit this to toilets, people in Wisconsin shit everywhere.
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by cheese girl May 24, 2009
When a broad gives a blowjob to a man who has a large prince albert piercing he gives her a german nose hose then pull out and slaps her in the mouth knocking out as many teeth as possible and finish by saying make me some eggs bitch. The whole time she thinks its an average blowjob until the big finish
Cindy's mother asked her what happened? Cindy responded I told Ian I need to go to the dentist and get a tooth pulled. So Ian said I can save u some money and gave her the wisconsin tooth smasher
by n8t-n January 31, 2011
While wearing a Brett Favre Jersey, you squirt cheese whiz up a butthole. Age 2 to 12 days, then suck out of asshole. enjoy with chicken.
by wisconsinbutcher October 17, 2009
The act of loading your penis/dildo into a potato shooter and shooting it up the anal canal of your partner.
Dude, I was fucking my girlfriend last night and out of no where she pulled a fucking wisconsin french fry on me. WTF?!?
by currybomb July 29, 2010