Wax Candle

When a man pours a melted, scented, paraffin, wax candle on his penis, let's it cool and harden, then fucks his partner in the ass with his waxy dick. At the climax, he pulls out, lights his pubes on fire to let the smell of sex and Watermelon Rain fill the room.

Him: Damn, your pussy stinks.
Her: Just do a Wax Candle then, Chad!

by Wibby Wu-tang January 23, 2021

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Waxing the turtle

To consume larger quanities of marijuana at one time. To polish the "green".

Timmy and i just got done "waxing the turtle".

by drhandbanana May 29, 2010

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turd waxing

The act of removing unwanted pubic hair mimicking a brazilian wax by spreading fresh softened feces around your genital region, and allowing to dry for a considerable length of time. This could take days or even months. Then when the applied defacation has dried into a tough crusted form one removes the entire sheath ripping of all pubic hair. The odor and pain is part of the process.

Dude when I slid it in there was no resitance. My bawls are like silk due to turd waxing!

by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009

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Ghetto Wax

To use tape instead of wax to remove hair or dead skin from various parts of the body. Most effective on the peeling resulting from sunburns on pasty white people.

Chick: Ewww, I'm peeling from this sunburn.

Dude: Just ghetto wax that shit right off.

by chahenE July 02, 2010

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