when a person puts saran wrap around another persons face and takes a shit the part that covers the mouth the they fuck it through un til they get in the mouth.
by josh herbert March 5, 2008
Get the vegetarian hot plate mug.A vegetarian sausage can describe a "vegetarian person" who wants to eat meat, and buys "meatlike products" made out of plant material. Why call yourself a vegetarian if you're going to buy products named after meat that is made up of plant life? Cuz you're a "Vegetarian Sausage".
This means you can refer to people as a "vegetarian sausage", if they eat "fake meat" made out of plant products. This is the hypocritical high point, because vegetarians who eat "fake meat" really want " real meat", but can't eat it because they cringe about the animal dying, so they just eat "fake meat", such as a "vegetarian sausage".
Point: If a vegetarian wants to be a true "non-eat eater" vegetarian, why do they try to make "meat" out of vegetables? BTW: Studies have shown that plants actually feel injuries, and recoil from "pain". Plants have feelings, too, you know!
If you're trying to "mask" the fact you want real meat by eating vegetarian sausages, "burgers", "jerkey" "eggs" etc made out of plants, you plainly are a "vegetarian sausage"! (A person who says they are vegetarian, but eats food named after real meat).
Point: If a vegetarian wants to be a true "non-eat eater" vegetarian, why do they try to make "meat" out of vegetables? BTW: Studies have shown that plants actually feel injuries, and recoil from "pain". Plants have feelings, too, you know!
If you're trying to "mask" the fact you want real meat by eating vegetarian sausages, "burgers", "jerkey" "eggs" etc made out of plants, you plainly are a "vegetarian sausage"! (A person who says they are vegetarian, but eats food named after real meat).
by Rurik The Vred October 21, 2011
Get the vegetarian sausage mug.by random February 15, 2004
Get the vegetarain mug.The vampire posers in South Park episode "The Ungroundables" are vegetarian vampires but the Goth kids don't consider them true vampires because they are so uncool.
by bill the cat April 2, 2009
Get the Vegetarian Vampire mug.A vampire that drinks the blood of animals and resists the blood of humans, thus leading to say they are vegeterians. <3
*VEGETERIAN VAMPIRES RESIST HUMAN BLOOD
HUMANS
Meat = Carnivore
Vegies = Vegiterian
VAMPIRES
Human Blood = Carnivore
Animal Blood = Vegiterian
(reminder:they dont consume human foods)
HUMANS
Meat = Carnivore
Vegies = Vegiterian
VAMPIRES
Human Blood = Carnivore
Animal Blood = Vegiterian
(reminder:they dont consume human foods)
by Twilighter94 May 5, 2009
Get the Vegeterian Vampire mug.Dude, I wish you had told me she was a vegetarian, cuz now she's walking around with one eye sealed shut
by oneandonlypeacock April 28, 2010
Get the vegetarian mug.a creature that does not eat meat and is afraid of blood. Most often a girl (that is a vampire too). Most commonly found in Jutland, Denmark. You know you are dealing with a vegetarian blooddonor, when she steals your vegi-lunch and small letmælk-milkboxes. They fear needles and therefore fail at biologi!!
when a girl walks in an says:
"Hi, I'm sooo afraid of needles and blood, but hey I'm a vampire, can I have your salat?"
You offer her a hotdog and she says:
"No thanks, I'm a vegetarian!"
You can be sure that she's a vegetarian blooddonor! run for your life....
"Hi, I'm sooo afraid of needles and blood, but hey I'm a vampire, can I have your salat?"
You offer her a hotdog and she says:
"No thanks, I'm a vegetarian!"
You can be sure that she's a vegetarian blooddonor! run for your life....
by vegetarcula January 20, 2011
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