Me: *looks up stick*
Definition: DICKS
Me: *looks up pencil case*
Definition: DICKS
Me: *looks up toothpaste*
Definition: DICKS
Me: goddamn it urban dictionary
Definition: DICKS
Me: *looks up pencil case*
Definition: DICKS
Me: *looks up toothpaste*
Definition: DICKS
Me: goddamn it urban dictionary
by Christina-the-gay <3 November 17, 2021
A profane website where young teenagers hold their erect penises in one hand while their other hand furiously informs the world of foolishly prepubescent gobbledegook using a keyboard and a mouse, although how they manage to use both at the same time with only one hand is unfathomably irrelevant. It should be noted that while the information including the way in which women are able to hold erect penises has been omitted, Urban Dictionary is not a censored website. That information has been left out, on purpose, even though we're positive that you're just dying to know. Perverts...
Urban Dictionary: Ages Puberty to Maturity. Recommended for those under the age of 18 who suffer from extreme boredom or a lack of general teenage knowledge. Side effects may include increased ass holishness and a definite decline in IQ and/or levels of maturity. Best used during day time hours.
by TheOfficiallyOfficialOfficial December 01, 2011
-Have you looked up 'Chair' on Urban Dictionary?
- Yeah! It said 'Chair' is a form of dick sucking whale whore.
- Yeah! It said 'Chair' is a form of dick sucking whale whore.
by UDL November 13, 2012
1. A place where boomers search to find stuff that gen z says
2. A website that students click on when they search up stuff like qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
2. A website that students click on when they search up stuff like qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
by hawt bae May 18, 2022
THE BEST FUCKING WEBSITE THERE IS, THIS SITE GETS ME MORE ROCK HARD THAN THE HUB THIS SHIT IS 10 TIMES BETTER THAN ANY PORN! FUCK
by Big w1ener April 03, 2019
A website where almost all of the definitions are related to sex. Oh yeah, and if you’re a right-winger, good luck surviving there, as people will treat you like the scum of the earth.
Bob: Man, does Urban Dictionary suck! Those brainlets somehow make every word about sex!
Jim: Yeah, I wish we could go back to a time where the people that used this site weren’t as brain-dead as they are now.
Jim: Yeah, I wish we could go back to a time where the people that used this site weren’t as brain-dead as they are now.
by bilked August 02, 2020