This is the place where the meatheads and the abrasive girls from your highschool decide to further their education. It is Located in Central Pa, however is littered with kids from Jersey and Philadelphia. Other then the demographic of desperately eager to party young adults, the campus is beautiful as well as the town and surrounding areas. It highly recomended for guys who enjoy beer such as Keystone Light, and girls who enjoy a good black out and a questionable rash.
Father: Son, What are your plans after highschool?
Son: I'm leaning towards not being able to handle alcohol and sleeping with girls from Jersey at Bloomsburg University.
Son: I'm leaning towards not being able to handle alcohol and sleeping with girls from Jersey at Bloomsburg University.
by fatskank April 19, 2009
Get the Bloomsburg University mug.Also known as "NKU", Northern Kentucky University is a school of 16,000 or so located in the booming city (ha) of Highland Heights, Kentucky.
A school that for only 43 years old rivals many of the state universities that have been around for 100+.
It is one of Kentucky's hidden gems.
Campus is made of concrete for the most part and is often referred to as the "concrete playground".
Traditionally, students have commuted to campus each day and don't give two shits about involvement. All of this is changing now with the growth in enrollment, campus buildings and constantly improving athletics program.
People of Northern Kentucky University like to brag about their national champion soccer team, the fact that Jay-Z was on campus one time, George Clooney went to school there for one semester and that one professor who is famous for caving or something like that.
A school that for only 43 years old rivals many of the state universities that have been around for 100+.
It is one of Kentucky's hidden gems.
Campus is made of concrete for the most part and is often referred to as the "concrete playground".
Traditionally, students have commuted to campus each day and don't give two shits about involvement. All of this is changing now with the growth in enrollment, campus buildings and constantly improving athletics program.
People of Northern Kentucky University like to brag about their national champion soccer team, the fact that Jay-Z was on campus one time, George Clooney went to school there for one semester and that one professor who is famous for caving or something like that.
EKU student : "What? You go to Northern Kentucky University? It's campus is straight concrete and lacking any color."
NKU student: "It's really not that bad; at least I'm getting a "concrete education" here. At Eastern, you'll be getting syphilis and alcoholic tendencies instead."
NKU student: "It's really not that bad; at least I'm getting a "concrete education" here. At Eastern, you'll be getting syphilis and alcoholic tendencies instead."
by abetterdefwasneeded February 20, 2011
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A college of about 6,000 undergrads in NW Washington, DC. American is consistently ranked in the Top 100 Colleges in the United States (currently #85 by U.S. News & World Report). It has students from all 50 states and 140 countries. Besides George Washington University it is the only university in America chartered by an act of Congress. You won't get your typical "college" experience here, as many students are off campus and involved in outside jobs, internships, etc. in the District of Columbia. American sports a small, though charming and beautiful, campus. Some of the students can be stuck up and talk about how they "got into Harvard, Georgetown, and Columbia, but got a full ride at AU", but overall most of the kids are down to Earth and friendly. Most everyone's politically active/knowledgable, and campus life is generally stimulating. It's a dry campus though, and the RA's/Campus Security can get God-complexes sometimes, so take a shuttle/10 minute walk to the metro and go to Adams Morgan or Georgetown on weekends. Generally though a pretty chill place to go to school.
"Dude did you know Goldie Hawn lost her virginity at American University?"
"Wait, what?!"
"Why does AU campus security have segways now?"
"I dunno, but I mean they're already packing it on, what good is obese security?"
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"Why does AU campus security have segways now?"
"I dunno, but I mean they're already packing it on, what good is obese security?"
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