(n.) - when you find yourself over utilizing your love language of gift giving and buy extravagant gifts
“Hey Francis, what happened to your other monitor?”
“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”
“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”
“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”
“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”
by littleblvebird June 6, 2023
Get the teddy bear heartmug. Teddy jordan secretly hates his owner Erin jordan because she tries and rapes him when he tries to eat. she starts wanking him off as she says it helps him eat ok erin ! Teddy has tried to run away multiple physco but erins a physco and practically sits on him .
by Banana ABBA March 11, 2020
Get the teddy jordanmug. the drive through
lets go through the visa teddy!!
wow thats one ransom spunkish word!
dude i know hella lot better than drive through!
wow thats one ransom spunkish word!
dude i know hella lot better than drive through!
by poki porcupine August 21, 2008
Get the visa teddymug. "yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"
"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"
"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"
by RorosDad February 28, 2025
Get the teddy bear mommug. by bxgxusxuxhyyy December 15, 2022
Get the teddy bearmug. 
That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.
Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025
Get the Mr. Teddy Bearmug.