peach keeper

An alternate word for pimp where the peaches are actually a prostitute's butt or vagina

I asked our local peach keeper for a discount on one of his girls, but he told me no! I wish I was a peach keeper.

by PeachKeeper November 13, 2016

peach season

Noun: the season where many asses (🍑) are seen

Tyrone it’s peach season

by Peach season 101 May 6, 2018

Slippery Peaches

The feeling of a sweaty ballsack after riding in any sort of vehicle for an extended period of time.

Friend 1: Wow that was one hot car ride!

Friend 2: Yeah, I've got some serious Slippery Peaches going on right now!

by g-spothole September 12, 2009

peach stem

A peach stem is where when one of the two labia minors is slightly larger thus slightly poking though an otherwise perfect peach.

She has the cutest peach stem i could just tongue at all night.

by geister85 December 16, 2008

Soften the peach

To get the pussy wet

You get a few drinks in her to soften the peach and she'll be good to go!

by Swampguzzler March 11, 2019

Peach pimple

The action of sucking on your partners bum cheek to remove the puss from an especially painful spot on the left cheek

Peach pimple can be defined by asking your partner to get on all fours and take a deep breath to prepare for the extraction of a painful spot on the left cheek of your beloved partner. All puss must be removed in one suck and a pinching can be allowed with thumbs plus fingers.

by U C STEVE April 16, 2021

Sneaking a Peach

Having sex with a person or persons that may be under the age of eighteen years old, but insists that he or she will be of age within the week.

Yeah, you're sneaking a peach!

by Benjamin Bunny March 12, 2011