The Tim walrus

This is a sexuall act in which an obese man lays on top of a woman without holding himself up allowing all of his body weight to smother her, he then proceeds to fuck her while she fights for air. To complete the walrus you must make the necessary grunting noises similar to a walrus. Please note when finished you should check for signs of life.

Optional: This can also be done during anal, known as the reverse walrus, clapping like a walrus is also acceptable

"Did you hear what happened to Pam? She got the tim walrus and died of asphyxiation"

by uknowulikeit April 27, 2010

Creepy tim

The ultimate form of creepiness. Constantly discovering new and inventive ways to stalk and irritate people. You can't get much worse unless you've met a creepy Patrick.

Friend 1: "Someone followed me home last night."
Friend 2: "was probably creepy tim. "

by Eleanor September 12, 2014

Tim Burry

cool and smooth adult male... like a hipster dufus

the way that guy carries himself, he sure is a Tim Burry.. look at the way people admire him..

by Hipster62 July 25, 2011

Tim's Dad

The type of dad to walk out on his family and leave his son missing his dad.

Tim's Dad: Don't worry, son. I'll be home soon. Just need to step out for some cigarettes!
Tim: Okay dad, see you soon. Love you!

by Tim Christenson May 7, 2020

Tim it up

To make something more awesome.

This party was kinda lame, so we decided to Tim it up, and shit got wild!

by freshoutofcatchyslogans September 24, 2011

Tim Hasse

a wise person whose power lies in his hair, if his mane is cut off he is just an average joe, besides his magnificent shooting abilities. He is quite by nature but when introduced to alcohol he becomes an unstoppable force of evil. If you have something of value he will jump kick it until broken or damaged beyond recognition. Basically, Tim Hasse is .... Tim Hasse.

Tim Hasse is hittin that tonight for sure" "ya, he already fucked her mom from behind and her twin sister too" "Damn Tim Hasse is such a pimp

by william gare November 13, 2010

tim hoe

An employee of the greatest coffee shop on the planet. They usually portray traits of awesomeness, alcoholism, badassness, wildness, a caffeine addiction and lastly, they never pay.

"Hey where do you work?"
"Oh I'm a tim hoe, I work at Tim Hortons."

by karl demmans February 21, 2009