Lack of Tiddy Syndrome (LTS)

When you haven’t seen a single tiddy for a while, and you yearn just to see one.

person 1: *shivers*
person 2: “what’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have severe Lack of Tiddy Syndrome (LTS).”
person 2: “aww... here,” *pops tiddy out*

by Queen Breezy September 27, 2020

i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend

You Just simply really wanna die today, but that sadly is not gonna happend, idk why you even searched this up, but ok lol.
P.S you also wasted your time reading this.

Person 1: i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend
Person 2: Don't we all?
Person 1: Shut up.

by im here, but im not here May 20, 2021

Do you know what today is

Send him nudes when asks “do you know what today is

Him: Hey do you know what today is?
Her: what’s today?
Him: national send nudes day

by I promise trust me May 20, 2021

I didn't even have Taco Bell today

A saying used by someone who has come up with a case of unjust diarrhea. They don't know what they are. They just know they are shitting their brains out. (Note: this is interchangeable with Chipotle, both have been known to cause explosive diarrhea and in some cases shit blood)

Jimmy: dude what's wrong with you?
Nick: I don't know dude I've been to the bathroom 13 times in the last 2 hours. I don't even know what happened I didn't even have Taco Bell today

by T. Thunda January 10, 2015

Bang tidy

Another Word For Fine, Or 'Buff'

Mate, That Boys Proper Bang tidy, Get Meh ;)

by Messina April 8, 2008

tidy whities

Men's white cotton briefs.

i can't believe that dude still wears tidy whities.

by njf November 16, 2007

morons today

online radio program including such characters as the monkey in castlevania and general bob. the only remaining archive is available at doorknob.tk

morons today is hella tight word totally yeah awesome etc word hella word

by Mr M. Ister May 27, 2004