djoko-vikings

n. Badly-shaven lawless horn-hatted people intent on destroying the fabric of your society.

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Release the hounds, I can smell the sweat of the djoko-vikings hanging in the foetid air.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

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Viking dom

A Viking dom is a sexual dominate usually amab who is extremely into Viking culture and Norse mythology. They usually are also very into guns and spanking.

I’ve had a few Viking doms in my life. They make for excellent sexual partners

by Idkimjusttryingtoaddthis May 23, 2022

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viking raid

The act of 18 or more men ravaging one woman for a chance into Valhalla (The Vagina)

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was part of a Viking Raid.
Guy 1: Did you reach Valhalla??
Guy 2: HELL YEEE

by Rattagast the brown March 13, 2016

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Viking slap

When you fuck your girlfriend so hard that your balls slap on her pussy

Her: I felt you Viking slap me.

Me: yeah my balls are sore from yesterday’s fuck.

by Urban_FroYo July 01, 2021

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Viking Slap

When you fuck your girl in the ass while she’s on her period and proceed to pull out her tampon as you cum and slap her in the face with it, thus creating Viking like blood face painting.

Last night I ‘viking slapped’ Robyn and she looked like a true warrior!

by Load of Barney April 16, 2022

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