Banana split

When an object is inserted inside the penis causing it to rupture and split into 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.

Danny: “damn, I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split!”
Luke: “guess I’m not getting and D from gaz this weekend , darn”

by The danster August 17, 2018

Split the fur

When you're gonna eat hairy pussy, you use your thumb and index finger to open up her pussy lips to avoid hair on your face

Hey dude did you end up fucking that lil slut candy?
Yea, but before I piped her, I had to eat her out. She has a hairy pussy, so I had to split the fur.

by ern_dogg 232 v6 September 17, 2015

Lickity Split

A lick then

Ayo give that girl a lickity split! She'll come and yup

by rasberry frog October 13, 2020

split dick

When you accidently fall into a sharp razzor like object and cut your penis into two

Bob:shit man im bleeding like hell
Bob's friend: look on the bright side, now you have a split dick

by Cock-juggling _thundercunt November 8, 2017

Split Cupcake

slang for vagina

I totally got in her split cupcake the other night.

by j8886 December 7, 2011

Cornish Split

A sex act, only performed between cousins or close relatives

Oo ah my lover, fancy a Cornish Split?

by Dicktionary Corner December 31, 2020

Split Ding

To look identical to someone

“He’s the split ding of that guy from Eastenders”

by morganmonaghan January 8, 2018