text that could make no sense due to the OP multi-tasking, or stopping during typing, and coming back to finish. Split-typing may contain errors such as wrong tenses, missing words, or duplicate words.
OP: Who are is this?
someone else: You were split-typing, weren't you?
OP: Yeah, I had to order pizza
someone else: You were split-typing, weren't you?
OP: Yeah, I had to order pizza
by Jetlift239 December 29, 2010
The wide-based stance men must take at a urinal to avoid splashback, sprinkle-toes, or a pool of urine on the floor.
by VictorDSpoils October 11, 2009
A lick then
by rasberry frog October 13, 2020
Split merk is when a woman has a vagina that you can park a car in and still have room for other activities
She was a proper split merk
by pigslips October 17, 2013
When your partner puts hamburger meat, sour cream, and melted cheese on your ass cheeks, spreads them, and scoops them out.
by Bees Knees69 January 08, 2022
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Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.
'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'
'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'
'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
by A Minnesotan November 06, 2018