Dutch Shovel

Oh, you wish you knew...

"Bro, I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night"
"All the way to step 17?"
"Further"
"Damn"

by OuterSpaceEllis October 2, 2017

Shovel deal

When one offers to bury someone, or something that has wronged you someone. A literal, non literal, or symbolic meaning.

She offered her friend a shovel deal, when she found out her ex exposed her intimate pictures online.Non literal
The killer gave his victim a shovel deal they couldn't refuse. Literal

by Rexlione September 7, 2023

Shovel Kids

Retards, general handicap people who made it into everyday life, making it harder for you. Their parents should have got a shovel and buried them in the back yard

Look at that shovel kid over there..

by going to hell May 2, 2005

backyard shovelling

The use of a gentleman's erect penis to excavate excrement out of another human's ass.

I gave her a good backyard shovelling last night.

by Bobbert_ May 6, 2018

Rusty Shovel

Let someone shit all over your dick then Shovel the shit into the bitch's mouth.

Melissa immediately regretted allowing Derek to give her a Rusty Shovel.

by Mimi420 August 29, 2021

Operation Shovel

Operation Shovel is where Person A lubes up a spoon with a lot of lube, then enter the lubed spoon vaginally or anally into Person B or themselves. Once they hit prostate, or G-spot, Person A then yell,"I struck gold. YARG!!"

Person A: Ready for Operation Shovel
Person B: Yes!
Person A after hitting the G-Spot: I STRUCK GOLD!!!! YARG!!"

by Vriska_Serket April 22, 2014

When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.

by CountryBoyTex July 11, 2021