Pretzel

A fucking tasty and salty snack

Shit, that pretzel tastes so good!!!

by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019

Pretzel

Important

Pay attention everyone, this is a pretzel part of the lesson.

by Skyvessel May 19, 2021

dropping the pretzels

When one partner works extra hard to ensure that there are multiple separate pieces of poop that land on their partner.

“Baby, will you be dropping the pretzels on me later?” -Blake
“Of corse, you know it’s my favorite” -James Franco
“Okay, I’ll pack my shampoo” -Blake

by WhyAri December 30, 2018

chocolate pretzel

this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face

Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!

by AGBurton October 3, 2008

boil pretzel sticks

Take a shit

Damn Daniel my stomach hurts I need to boil pretzel sticks.

by Goosetavo July 2, 2016

Gretzel Pretzel

The secretary of Rebeena-Georgenotfound The leader of the silicone group

Rebeena: STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN GRETZEL PRETZEL ITS NOT GOING TO!!!
Gretzel Pretzel: Geez sorry ma'am

by Chutena April 22, 2021

Broken Pretzel

A Chicken Wing.

Grandmadick.

1."Damn, Suki! This here broken pretzel is too spicy. I thought i ordered mild, dickweed."

2. "FUCK OFF, GRANDMA."

by Dillydally February 23, 2008