I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

by AirRon October 26, 2007

Crown of thought

Phrase used before and after a slightly threatening phrase. It is used to alert the listener that the speaker is an abusive, chain-smoking, American woman who feels like they can buy a younger husband and keep him isolated and locked away doing housework. You can also identify these woman by sight: they often put their dentures in the dishwasher until the gums are bleached white and look like lumps of white plastic, they use heavy insta filters to try change their appearance in a weak attempt to hide their internal ugliness, and their appearance reminds some people of sentient ball sacks.

Crown of thought. Me ‘n Mykol jus’ need yer eggs darlin. I kin tote ‘em. Crown of thought.

by SandhillCrane September 2, 2024

brownie crown

Noun - an anus

Adjective - used to describe a person who is behaving like an asshole

"Steve drank the last of the milk and then put the empty carton back in the fridge. He's acting like a real brownie crown."

by Rachel Hughes January 6, 2008

gold qwerty crown

what you get when you make 50 qwerty deffinitions

person 1 i got the gold qwerty crown
person 2 step 3 of 4 to being a loser
person 1 starts going for platinum

by vanillaijeidhei March 16, 2022

Kings crown

When Charlie King is doing his special deep throat

Guy 1) did you have a good night bro?
Guy2) Charlie gave me some of that famous kings crown

by Littlemadleyboy May 17, 2020

triple crown

having at least one friend request, an inbox message, and a notification on facebook all at one time

My facebook was lighting up today! When I signed on I had the triple crown waiting for me.

by TFA41 April 20, 2011

rainbow qwerty crown

what you get when you get the platinum qwerty crown and one of your definitions reach 1000 likes

person 1 i got the rainbow qwerty crown
person 2 I hate you leaves*
person 1 awww I have no friends now

by vanillaijeidhei March 16, 2022