ANTHONY

Biggest jerk on the planet who pretends to be a "good guy". Beats up everyone you care about and sends them straight to the hospital. Lucky if they dont die. Scary.

Megan: I DESPISE ANTHONY HE IS A SAD EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN. Doesnt even deserve to be called a dog, theyre too cute. Also hes not even as sexually attractive as them, aw, isnt that so sad?

by thebaddestgirlontheplanet August 20, 2013

Anthony

Anthony is usually a fuckboy name. You can almost always tell if someone is a fuckboy just by knowing their friend's names. Fuckboy's usually own or have owned a kendama. If you know anyone by this name or with these characteristics they are most likely a fuckboy.

That guy acts like Anthony.

That fuckboy is an Anthony.

by Eric's Bae October 13, 2015

Anthony

Definition 1: A super lucky guy who is kind of a gay boy

Definition 2: A guy who loves bombs and will shoot you if you're an infadel

Woah Anthony just got with that spicy girl

Damnit, Anthony, what did I say about putting bombs there

by Succmeme420 February 27, 2017

Anthony

Anthony is an extremely hot guy, but a complete asshole, who plays girls like he plays xbox. He will trick you into thinking he likes you, and then he breaks up with you for no reason like in three days. He's a terrible boyfriend too. He won't talk to you or even acknowledge you. So if you ever meet a cute Anthony, DO NOT let him charm you. On the inside he is a total fuckboy and son of a bitch.

Tracy: Oh my god, Anthony is SO cute! And I think he likes me!
Linda: No. Do not fall for him, he'll break your heart!
Tracy: Ok, thanks for warning me!

by Jai_bd August 5, 2017

Anthony

also known as a Chazz Phatarse
or more recently as Dick Fingers

has a tendency to wander off with his own toughts

Sucks ass at all C.O.D Games

also in the top 10 Noob tubers in the world

Also thinks he is a better gamer with Alcohol

he pull out the noobtube,shoots barely hits a guy by fluke

Anthonys Response:damn i must be in the top 10 noobtubers in the world

more recently

Anthony:damn i must be the top noob tuber in the world

by saltynuts February 3, 2010

Anthony

A name of a guy that cheats and is a faggot. He deserves no beautiful girls

"I cant belive that guy Anthony cheated on such a beautiful girl!"

"She deserves way better then Anthony!"

by You Dont Know me May 14, 2015

Anthony

Hates being called Tony. Every Tony is fake Anthony. Pronounce correctly, "th" is there for a reason.
Calm, composed and reliable, wouldn't hurt a fly. Unless you try to hurt him or someone dear to him in a dark alley, then you'll realize he knows hundreds of ways to kill you and won't hesitate to do it. But he will do no more than necessary, because he's still a nice guy, so you might be lucky to survive.
The best friend, colleague, son, grandson, boyfriend, acquaintance (...) - you just want him in your life. He will bring you donuts just when you need them - you can't say that about everybody.
Passionate, thorough, smart, knowable, funny. Always willing to help. You can talk with him about everything and there is a slim chance he'll find it weird.
A unicorn among people. If you find real Anthony - befriend him!!

-Is that Antony?
-AnTHony...

- Do you need a ride?
- No, thank you, Anthony already offered.

by H3quila October 21, 2019