My sister repeatedly said she's, "Free as the wind." Yet, she never seems to be home on garbage night.
by Batrice BBB January 3, 2021
Get the free as the wind mug.A gust of gnarly wind caused by the frantic wing flapping of a large group of pigeons that usually blasts you in the face. The wind may carry miscellaneous contents or debris or MM (see 'MM' definition).
When you are walking down a busy street, be aware of the pigeons. If you try to move them out of your way so that you don't step on them, they will become frantic, start flapping their pigeon wings, kick up the dirt all around them and blow it in your face as they escape their demise. You just got a taste of pigeon wind. Nasty.
by BBeans November 22, 2010
Get the Pigeon Wind mug.Citizens in Cape Cod banned wind bangers off the coast.
Julie: He threw red paint on my Ford Expedition.
Mary: What a wind banger.
Julie: He threw red paint on my Ford Expedition.
Mary: What a wind banger.
by myspecialmagic November 12, 2016
Get the wind banger mug.When you pucker your ass so hard your anus looks like it's winking cuz you're trying to hold a fart in but a fart comes out anyway.
Did you see the look on Danyell's face? She looked so serious, and then it stunk....I think we've just experienced wink wind here.
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Get the pissing in the wind mug.When a female vegina has become so lose from sexual activity that her vaginal lips blow and chime in the wind.
"Beth has had sex with 300 men--now her veginal lips hang, dangle and sway in the wind," said Jim.
"Yes." said harry. "she has wind chimes!"
"Yes." said harry. "she has wind chimes!"
by Teddy bear jim bo March 27, 2007
Get the Wind Chimes mug.Originates from a hot-boxed steamy garage near San Diego State University. It is the state of mind when you are so high that you feel like a great wind god when you blow out bong smoke.
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