Neil

Neils are always the smartasses. No matter what they will always have a remark or something to say, especially to their friends. They are lowkey cunts but will defend their friends and family but will disagree and act like they dont care. Neils are nerds who are book smart but lack common sense. They are very private and tend to ignore their own feelings but would help others. Neils are quite the moody ones but nonetheless always make others laugh.

Neil is one of the most annoyingly funny bitch you'll ever meet!

by jorrrrddaaannnnn February 28, 2021

Neil

A sexy guy but he is a niggggggg

noone shud ever be a Neil

by dtydhtb November 29, 2021

rubie neiles

The literal best queefer in town.

Woah, watch out for rubie neiles she queefs real good.

by aidanbarnes July 17, 2023

Neil

Selling insurance to pay off his Jetta, isn't afraid to wear a pair of jorts... He's okay.

Behind very soccer mom is a Neil.

by Squidney Tops April 12, 2017

Neil

Someone who breaks the law while pretending to uphold it with a badge, often referred to as a dirty cop amongst other names I can't repeat, most likely his wife cheats on him with his dad.

See that dirty cop on the news, he's a Neil

by The Man who knows to much June 9, 2022

Neil

Someone that says they are coming that doesn’t show up

Don’t do a Neil and not show up.

You going to Neil us this weekend?

Xxxxx “NEILED” us on the long weekend.

by anonymous October 26, 2020

Doing a Neil

Whipping it out in public,i.e a plane train bus.

Hey jonnys doing a neil

by ashan___ November 5, 2010