Gimp

A person who would rather paint than score 30 yard bangers on proclubs

The gimp wouldnt play because hes painting

by Flynnbo07 May 25, 2021

Hysterically gimped

when your laughing so hard that you can no longer breathe or move for a couple seconds.

Mike hysterically gimped me when he fell off the ladder

by Hysterically gimped July 21, 2014

Gimp

Gimp; When you are bad at something, you are a gimp, or a gimper.

Bruh, you're such a gimper,
Bruh, stop being a gimp

by Bubbatyvacca October 22, 2022

Gimp

A girl simp - a girl who lets her beta boyfriend/boy toy win/feel macho so he feels better about himself.

Tom didn’t have enough upper body strength to make the three pointer so Sarah was a gimp and let him move up a few steps.

by clizzythegimp July 10, 2020

Gimp

A tall person usually over six feet.
Most Irish people use it to describe their lanky mates.

Haha look at that gimp he’s basically a tree.

Stop being a gimp and do it.

Jesus lad tallest fucker in the room you are one big gimp.

by Couldn’t be more Irish July 14, 2018

Gimp

A gimp is usually defined as a human who posts the urban dictionary definition of their name(usually in agreement with the compliments contained in it), which is often written to suck the figurative cock of anyone with the same name.

Boy 1: Hey did you see John posted his names entry on urban dictionary on snapchat?
Boy 2: Yeah what a Gimp!

by theknockwhoones October 8, 2018

chili gimp

Noun.

Someone you invite to your Super Bowl party to partake in your wicked hot delicious chili with all the scotch bonnets and shit who says they don’t like spicy food so you tell them you also made a mild version but you give them the scotch bonnet shit and they complain and sweat and maybe lose their ability to hear stuff for like 40 minutes but you know they secretly loved it.

Martha said she’d have a bowl of chili if it wasn’t too spicy so I gave that chili gimp the hot shit.

by dougie shitmore November 17, 2019