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Dylan

A redhead that’s big and strong but at the same time has a stubby penis with cherry pubic hair
Oml Dylan is so dumb
by Iknoweverythingkid August 25, 2018
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Dylan is the most retarded person you will ever meet. Most people call him a fag and it's true. If u see a wild Dylan in the wild, scream "your an asshat" And he will become offended and call you ready or hit your shots in fortnite.
Is that, a wild DYLAN??? YOU'RE AN ASSHAT!
by Laffy Dumbledore May 29, 2018
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a dumb ass kid with and increadibly small dick he is an ugly mutherfucker and when girls see him the scream and run and a fat ass
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh its dylan
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Dylan is a perverted freak. He doesn't know when to stop, and doesn't care about his friends feelings. He would betray his friends just to get with his girl. He has no respect for people and is a selfish, low life asshole.
You see that perv Dylan over there ?
by Asshole named Dylan June 1, 2018
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A Dylan can be hard to handle and a know it all.. sometimes. He is the kind of person who cries if he gets a D on his/her progress report. A Dylan is constantly pretending to be autistic. He is obsessed with cars and Thanos. He has brown hair and wears a cars T-shirt everyday. He can be a nice friend occasionally. But mainly a jerk.
Simon says point to the kid with a cars shirt and Is dating thanos *points to Dylan
by Timmy9yearsold May 2, 2019
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MASSIVE PENIS. his penis can reach mars and back. He is cheating on his girlfriend and should stop taking drugs
Lol that is definitely Dylans
by Stilter May 19, 2018
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The worst boyfriend ever. He sucks because he cheats. He steals. He also flirts with lot her girls too. When you find this person with not balls. Just keep him out of your life as long as possible. He will ruin your life. But as long as you keep him out of your life you will feel so much better and the weather will be all sunshine and rainbows.
“Dylan is a big fat, stealing, cheating, flirting donkey.”
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