Baltimore Battering Ram

The act of pushing a penis against a woman's panties until it penetrates, like a Battering Ram.

John preformed a Baltimore Battering Ram on Jackie

by UglyGodAqua January 23, 2017

troll batter

The ejaculate of a master online troll.

When you are being a troll and it ends up be so delicious that you say to your partner and shout "SUCK MY TROLL BATTER" and they are like "well you earnt it"!

by TheAC160PlaneMan December 11, 2017

batter

when two minecraft characters break blokes and one is breaking a better block then the other which make him "batter" then the other

this guy is batter then this other guy

by lafa September 5, 2023

Nugget Batter

The batter on meat nuggets

The nugget batter is extra tasty today, try my meat nugget.

by JayyTheOrc May 28, 2021

skatter-batter

a gay man who likes to have sex in order to get shit dick (poop on dick)

tim: gary is a skatter-batter he likes to fuck till he gets shit on his dick

by equus bellum May 29, 2023

Hot Battered Turd

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.

Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.

by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018

Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.

"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."

by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025