hashbrown bandit

one who eats the others hashbrowns and didnt share.

morgan was a hashbrown bandit and jewed me on my breakfast.

by KC DIRT May 29, 2009

Fuzz Bandit

A soft but slightly derogatory term for a lesbian. More specifically, a lesbian that "turns straight girls".

Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.

Acknowledgement: this is not a sleight against the LGBTQ community and we acknowledge that sexuality comes in many forms and one cannot "turn" gay or straight so much as realise this aspect of themselves.

See also: Ass bandit, Butt Pirate

Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.

by Yasmin Mitchell August 21, 2019

Waist Bandit

A female who's attractiveness forces you to tuck your boner into your waist band.

John: "dude Emily Ratajkowski is such a waist bandit!"
Sarah: " that's offensive"
John: "cuz every time I see her, I gotta hide my boner!"

by Dbop619 April 12, 2017

bitcoin bandit

Bitcoin Bandit is a term used in the com to represent them being a theif to cryptocurrency or one who simswaps. People known as plugwalkjoe, doc, jon, and alot more out there. plugwalk joe is known for hacking twitter and other social medias through a method known as simswap, his victims are celebrities such as EX twitter CEO, Donaldtrump, more. Doc is known for his notorious simswap hack that landed himself $15M in bitcoin/USD in 1 lick. Doc owns a few handles but the main known as @5 on instagram. the reason i added jon in that list is because recently he was caught flexing/flashing a lick he hit to be around $10M-20M with a few other friends split into 2 groups to accomplish this lick whos names are unknown at this time. jon is new to the scene but recently been investigated in Sinaloa, Mexico by the mexicans government for being apart of a huge drug scam involving the Sinaloa Cartel known to be ran by the infamous druglord/kingpin El Chapo aka one if the most wanted men in Mexico during his time. Jon was raided in Mexico around May of 2023 which caused this event to be posted all over tiktok and reportedly $3M in cash and 2 ferrari's 1 known as a LaFerrari driven by Jon himself who was seen fleeing the scene in a pickup truck and the other known as a Ferrari F8 Tributo driven by a associate who is still unknown to this day. He flashes all his wealth over instagram by the username @comandantejon and other alternative instagram accounts.

"Hey you know that guy hit a lick for 600k in btc" , "Oh nah that nigga a bitcoin bandit"

by The Snitch of Snitches August 9, 2023

Wedgewood Bandits

A group of delinquents that supposedly started out in the Wedgewood building of Staffordshire University. A group of highly dangerous but skilled individuals of anything illegal.

They are masterminds at work 24/7 that'll steal your pizza in a heartbeat, maybe even 2. A good way to notice if they're in your area is if you see a stone snail with cigarettes in its eyes.

Be cautious, as you'll probably never get to eat that pizza you crave late at night. Let alone survive.

Nathan: "yo, who are those people sneaking around our building?"

Jack: "dude, be careful. Those are the Wedgewood Bandits.

Nathan: "wow, are they dangerous?"

Phoenix: "Yo, those dudes stole 2 of my pizzas!"

by Wedgewood Coffee January 28, 2022

Nigerian Bandit

The process of committing a 419 scam through a dating app, preferably tinder, then hooking up with the person to gain their trust. Once you have committed the scam midway through sex you exclaim 'I took your monies' in a Nigerian accent ultimately fucking them in two ways.

Friend 1: what did you do this weekend
Friend 2: I gave a rich girls the old Nigerian bandit
Friend 1

by MikeOxlong419 September 3, 2020

Red Bandit

The hottest red headed milf with the fattest ass you’ll ever see.

Logan pounds the red bandit into submission every night.

by RectumInspectum February 15, 2020