Virginia Tech

The BEST university in Virginia... If you take out UVA and William and Mary. But hey, our engineering is good, right?

Guy 1: Yeah, I got into UVA and W&M but I chose Virginia Tech
Guy 2: No you didn't.
Guy 1: I know....

by No Lies, Only Truth August 6, 2016

The Tech Guy

Almost as mysterious as his owner, the tech guy is a cyber mastermind who uses his skills exclusively to assist The Shit in populating Colchester and lower parts of Ipswich with potent drugs and research chemicals.

Drug Noob: Where do you get all this fire shit nigga?
The Shit: The Tech Guy hooks me up.

by buffapacheprime August 16, 2023

Tech Supporch

Computer and/or network technical support provided to friends and/or family during social gatherings when one is hanging out on the porch drinking a beer and socializing.

Dude, all I wanted was to enjoy my beer but as soon as Esteban found out I work for <tech company> he cornered me for some off-the-clock tech supporch. WTF.

by Potzer August 7, 2022

Tech week

One week of absolute hell preceding the opening of a show, where all the acting, costumes, lighting, etc come together.

Tech weeking

The act of participating in tech week

Friend 1: Hey are you ok? You look really tired.

Cast member: Not really, I’ve been basically living at school all week...

Friend 1: Why?

Cast member: Tech week

by Really-Tired-Cast-Member October 24, 2019

The 'CJ' Tech

The 'CJ' Tech in Dead by Daylight is when a survivor performs an action as the killer goes to press 'space bar' whilst another survivor is downed near the killer. This forces the killer to pick up the downed survivor involuntarily. Most commonly used to force the killer into picking up someone with decisive strike, or to allow a potential flashlight save.

A common scenario where a The 'CJ' Tech would be applied is when a survivor is dowed near a pallet. 'Crawl to the pallet, imma CJ this fool' - Squoosee. Stunning the killer then vaulting into them as they go to break the pallet will force a pick up animation allowing for potential flashlight saves.

by ItsChain December 8, 2021

keefe tech

Keefe Tech: A high-school in Framingham where multiple towns can go to. There's a lot of vaping, smoking and weed on premises. The kids here are very disrespectful as to make themselves look tougher. Keefe Tech is also known ad Queef tech by it's students. (THIS IS A WARNING)When Brazil looses a game STAY CLEAR OF KEEFE TECH!

Wow you go to keefe tech... that must suck.

by Ganggangog February 27, 2023

Tech Lagger

A person whose tech savyness is behind the rest of societies.

My sister is such a Tech Lagger, she is looking for a new palm pilot to replace her Palm III. Hasn't she hear of the iPhone?

Or

My friend just found out that no-one is on MySpace anymore, they just moved to this new thing called Facebook. He is such a Tech Lagger.

by ErikD January 23, 2010