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Paxton Jones

An amazing boyfriend and the best man to ever exist!Who thinks he loves his girlfriend more? But he's completely incorrect because his girlfriend Anna Maria Drew loves him so much more!
Paxton Jones,I love you Paxton so very much
by Anna-Maria Drew October 21, 2019
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Todd jones

Todd is a man with more ex wives than grey hair (which is really saying something.) Some say he has so many ex wives because he likes cock but others say it’s just because he’s an arsewhole.
Don’t look now but there’s that Todd Jones fella.
Oh god! Doesn’t he bat for the other team?
by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 9, 2022
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Whitfield Jones

The type of man you would ride horse back through the alps with while telling tales of your childhood hooligan antics of the good old days with the sewer rats.
by Ray Harbarch May 18, 2021
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Darius Jones

A hard hearing black man who instead of being polite yells HUH.
Darius Jones: Hi
Person 1: Hello
Darius Jones: HUH
by DelariaMassHysteria September 9, 2015
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harvey jones

A Harvey Jones is a boy who tends to play girls, he sits on his backside thinking he is the king. Most girls won’t fall to his feet and he has to be told NO a few times before he gets it. One of a Harvey Jones’ favourite things to do is do illegal things... I’ll let you guess what that is.
Morgan wanted to kiss Tash whilst he was seeing Macy... He’s such a Harvey Jones
by User1832 October 15, 2018
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Jones That Bitch

When a horendous looking girl asks u for your number. You give her Mike Jones number instead. 281 330 0084
Person 1. Did that bitch from the club ever call u back?

Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch

Person 1. Nice
by DankDefintions February 21, 2011
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Fred Jones

A guy who’s cock hangs down to his knees.
Oh man I wish I was like that Fred Jones over there
by Jnndbgkdnfhdkfj£ July 25, 2020
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