penis parking lot

Simply, a parking lot for penis. Used as an insult.
Dan0 is quite useful.... as a penis parking lot.
by Yeee November 17, 2007
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parking lot surrender

its a french phrase for being assaulted in parking lot by a large male, normally black, and forced into an unwanted intruder in rectum...
"No, No, oh well go ahead LeRoy, but can you atleast lube up before this parking lot surrender"
by Bill Booth March 14, 2005
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a grain of lot's wife

Contrary to the term "Grain of Salt," a grain of lots wife refers to the story of Sodom and Gamorah in the Torah, where Lot's wife looks back onto Sodom and Gamorah thus turning her to a pillar of salt.
Jim: Well I can safely say I believe in God and Evoloution at the same time.
John: Well what of creationism? Must the Bible be literal?!
Jim: I believe in that too, just as long as taken with a Grain of Lot's Wife.
John: Nya-ha! I c wat u did der!
by thecoolcanadian November 24, 2010
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Parking Lot Pimpin

Game one spits outside the club, cuz they are chargin' too much for the guys to get in.
Me and my folk last week were parking lot pimpin, cuz the club was letting all the females in for free while they were making all the guys pay $20 at the door.
by quepasa doc July 19, 2006
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An exclamation of your love for any human being, especially a close friend. In fact can be used to express love for anything.
"Your my best friend! love you lots and lots like jelly tots! mwah"
by kirstieissocool December 01, 2006
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parking lot constipators

those assholes who plug up parking lots aisles while waiting for a spot to open up close to the front door of the desired store they want to shop at
Went to Costco today and got trapped by a group of "parking lot constipators" that stopped traffic in both directions.
by the big effer March 22, 2011
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parking lot stinker

a person that quickly steals the parking spot you have been waiting for.
That parking lot stinker just snagged the best spot in the whole lot after I waited 15 minutes.
by busterboner September 04, 2009
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