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Pitching the tent

When someone gets a boner and it causes their pants to perk up in a tent like shape
I couldn’t come up in front of the class because I was accidentally pitching the tent
by Fusion_Hf April 17, 2019
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Pitching A tent

He was pitching a tent when he saw her in that bikini
by Dicksuckinghoe September 19, 2018
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3 guys in a tent

3 shirtless men in a tent and there is no space nor do they have socks meaning this is the only occasion where they will be in a gay situation.

The tent will be sweaty, musty, and dusty, but you’ll have ur homies to provide you with a good time, also good luck getting sleep cause ur homies will most likely be acting gay so don’t be disturbed.
Guy 1: 3 guys in a tent doing gay crap because there shirtless
Guy 2: can we get some sleep and stop acting like gay people
Guy 3: hey it’s ok this is the only time we can be gay so anyone wanna Jack off together?
by HotKidMan August 28, 2021
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Tent trailer

A cheap camper that more closely resembles a tent than an actual camper.
Hey Aude, should we sleep in the car or get a tent trailer?
by Hampton2022 August 23, 2022
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Pitching a Family Tent

Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.
Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.
by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 6, 2024
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Full Tent

full tent
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/fʊl tɛnt/
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noun, slang, vulgar
A prominent and visible erection that causes the front of a person's trousers to bulge outwards in a conspicuous, conical shape.
The state of being so visibly aroused by someone's appearance that it creates this effect.
Often used humorously to describe a strong and immediate sexual attraction. It is a more emphatic version of the common idiom "to pitch a tent."
"When she walked into the room in that dress, half the guys in there went full tent."
"Dude, I saw that supermodel and got an instant full tent. I had to use my backpack to cover it up."
"He was trying to act cool, but you could tell he had a full tent going on under the table."
by TurboTits12 August 26, 2025
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two tents

we biult two tents
by udhvhds December 8, 2020
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