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Teddy

A dog. Usually hates people with multiple dogs. A Teddy looks like a teddy bear. They are usually all bark and no bite
Aw she looks like a Teddy
by Dangthatsalongname November 10, 2018
mugGet the Teddymug.
At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021
mugGet the National fuck your teddy daymug.

Teddy

Refers to a young male who is morbidly obese and is poked and prodded by others because of their immense size.
Hey Teddy, your nipples are poking through your shirt again… SYFM and let me grope your love handles.
by show.time_ June 16, 2025
mugGet the Teddymug.

Teddy

Someone who is extremely bad at gaming, especially at League of Legend. Someone who int hard and flames his teammates. Reporting and Deporting someone playing like a Teddy is the most important thing to do. If anyone calls you a Teddy when gaming, you should feel offended and stop trolling immediately.
"Stop playing like a Teddy!" (During a game of League of Legend)
by Thresh Senpai March 21, 2019
mugGet the Teddymug.

angry teddy frye

when two homosexuals touch dick eyes over a hairy asshole and it looks like a moustache
dude i cant believe that those guys want to give me an angry teddy frye.
by teddy frye January 2, 2017
mugGet the angry teddy fryemug.

Crackfaced my teddy

Crackfaced my teddy : Lick my pussy
Suck my dick
1.Person: Ewww you look like a hoe
2.Person:Crackfaced my teddy,bitch!!!
by Big booty but not hoe October 19, 2019
mugGet the Crackfaced my teddymug.

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