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Fallopian Tubes

the game where you see who can shout fallopian tubes the loudest.
"Hey, lets play fallopian tubes"
by Loominati666 April 8, 2015
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Foreskin Tube

Student: Mrs. teacher, I've finished my vase.
Mrs. Teacher: What is that Foreskin tube lookin ass vase.
by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019
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shame tube

A kid friendly slang term for the male genitalia. Roman Catholic in origin, however, it's precise etymology has yet to be discovered. Scholars, to this day, continue to argue over the first musings of the term.

Made popular by writer/comedian Dan Harmon in the opening monologue of the 152nd episode of the Harmontown podcast titled: "White Guilt Kerosene On The White Guilt Bonfire".
"If you push my shame button, the shame tube will empty."

"Father Peter let me dip my shame tube in the communion wine again last night"
by SirAsshat July 5, 2015
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torture tube

Regional narrow-body jet known for short-haul flights, exceptionally cramped quarters and enough overhead bin space for an empty backpack, being generous. Made famous by Comair and their massive fleet of these for city hoppers, which has not helped in the age of tightening belts, both on the airline side and consumer.
My business had me fly out 3 hours to the client's site on a torture tube where I enjoyed the company of my adjacent passenger's rolls spilling out into my lap while contorted in such a way to make even a small Asian girl blush
by mzax August 1, 2017
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Doss Tube

An absolute stupid and moronic person.

For example when someone forgets to reload his rifle in the middle of a firefight.

Said by Fergus Reid in Wolfenstein: The New Order
Fergus: “Wyatt! You’re empty, you doss tube! Reload for fucks’s sake!”
by GladDyos November 1, 2022
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Blue Tubes

When all your pent up sexual frustration builds up and you finally get laid--only for the sex to be garbage and you go from horny to angry af real quick. Especially mad you wasted a body count on his micropenis.
That mother fucker from last light spit all this game about tearing my pussy apart, only to find out his dick game is weak, and now I got the worst case of Blue Tubes.
by FindYorChi February 11, 2019
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